Last Saturday Evening I attended a Uman Family BBQ. Now, Im not sure if it’s a jewish thing but Ive never experienced so many simultaneous conversations…if you could see sound coming out of peoples mouths at the table, it would look like a a silly string war, where they were Michelle Tanners’ and I was uncle Joey, getting my come-upins…(is that how you spell come up ins?)

BUT, I love Uman family time…my family is also loud, not quite layered in conversation, but definitely loud. I had a delightful exchange of pleasantries with Granny and Bubbi…Bubbi is like Jack’s description of Mme Bijoux, from Titanic. Charismatic and Silver, with a turkey sandwich in her purse and a little ditty to sing….Granny is mad cute, with bad hearing….

I went to go check Nomadic Massive on Sunday at the Jazz fest with my friend Nic. I love seeing Tali smile on stage….it’s like the world righted a really bad wrong, or there IS a God in the heavens or something. Iunno, she makes the whole crowd warm and fuzzy. Narcy’s energy was up there. At one point he hopped accross the stage as if in a potato sac race. Hype as hell, NM busted verses in Portuguese, French, English, Arabic, and Spanish….Amazing vibe.

We bounced a little early to have some tea at the whitest sheesha jon on st denis, called La Hooka or something. St Leo was definitely in the house at that spot…I was the only one in my Keff, and the sound system blared misunderstood (the Kill Bill version)…Met up with Kelly Uman and Papu and some girl whose name no one could remember….at one point in my head, I thought her name was Monkey Wrench, turned out it was Rechni, which is totally Monkey Wrench if you think about it….anyway, Im right.

Why am I an excellent lover? Im real considerate, sweet, thoughtful, full of energy, and have a huge need to get off on the one I love…so, think about that.

My heart is still in shambles…I’ve been making my west indian infused usuals again….This one is called Khaled, it may or may not be for obvious reasons….

Will be on the next reel….

peep ça: http://www.divshare.com/direct/7851994-084.mp3

SIDENOTE: The Umans are not THAT Jewish.