(if you can call where that’s from, im laughing with you)…

A close family friend of mine, Mr. Santokh Singh, is at the cardiological institute of montreal, after suffering a severe heart attack a few weeks ago. His vital signs are stable, and we hope he’ll make a full recovery.

This man visited me during my double herniation, and was so concerned for my well being, he offered me a vacation (!)…. He’s baller like that. He’s always been there for our family…

Anyway, he and my pops are boys…have been for years. So, naturally, when you’re in the hospital, you will ask your boy to do things like rotate the tires, make sure your kids’ schooling is on point, and some online banking…

my pops comes home and says to me, “your Santokh uncle gave me his account number and password to do some banking on the internet….how come it’s not working”….

(of course the internet is not working, right dad?)

So I say, what’s his bank?

“TD…”

Ok dad, it’s not working, I dont understand why there’s like 15 digits here, it says there should only be 6

“(Teeth Suck), enter this number correctly”

?!?! why would I enter it NOT correctly?

“just shut up, it’s this…############”

OK, but you just repeated the number 4 twice

“not 4, 8…”

what? They don’t even sound the same…

“###########”

OK we’re in. Dad, it says we have to answer a security question…what is your favorite vegetable? Do you know Santokh uncles favorite vegetable (laughing)

(with certainty) “Cauliflower”

(now, im cracking up) Dad, why would anyone choose such an answer? How do you even spell collie flower?

…I decided to play santokh uncle for a second and think to myself, if I were him, what would i choose as my fav vegetable, as a security question…Well, I needed to put on a punjabi accent…and further, i needed to trivialize the risk of my shit getting hacked, cause it would never happen ..as my dad and santokh uncle used to say “these people are stupid”, always doubting authority and security figures…

so i said to myself PO TAA TOE….Potato….

and we were in!

But straight up, i was happy i knew something else of my santokh uncle now..that his favorite vegetable was potato….

get well soon!

Check the new one…
Jay to the Eh on the break, Jay and Sikh on the takes….
—-> “at the podium“